had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like “I can’t believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it’s pretty messed up that you’re taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/”
This was genuine discourse in 2012 you guys need to remember your history
It’s only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it’s quite harmless!
Meet the hampter.
Hammers areEurope’s largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it’s not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.
Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufortsaid in an interview, “I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else.”
They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. “Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription.”
Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.
Shinji Ikari… It’s me, Pink Floyd bassist Roger Waters! I’ve been such a huge fan of your work, and I just felt the need to give you a call to let you know you’ve been a very special role model in my life…. How about you strap on one of those robot alien suits and drop by my house! I know I’d really love that….
